_A Life In No Straight Lines_

__An R-rated blog about life, not for children, the faint of heart or the easily offended__

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  • Bobby’s Bird

    Bobby’s Bird                                                                                                                           If men had wings and bore black feathers, few of them would be clever enough to be crows. ~ Henry Ward Beecher Bobby Simmons was a big kid for an eight-year-old, flowing light brown hair and piercing blue eyes.  He was the kind of kid that you looked at and instantly thought, wow,…

  • crossed swords

    Crossed Swords Sacramento, May 12, 2007 – An unidentified woman was discovered today in Discovery Park she was apparently strangled with a purple scarf, no other details are being revealed at this time. Sacramento – Torch Club (15th street)  A man walks in out of the bright Sacramento sun into the darkness of the Torch,…

  • My 4 attempted murders as a child

    My 4 Attempted Murders as a Child I was an angry and violent child. I was also short and super skinny growing up in a dying industrial town, in a bad neighborhood, and on the wrong side of the tracks. In my neighborhood fighting was a way of life. The neighborhood had a hierarchy based…

  • The Greatest Loss of Virginity

    The Greatest Loss of Virginity Ever Recently I received some bad news, a buddy from grad school passed away unexpectedly. He was a good guy and absolutely a character. He also had the greatest loss of virginity history. Let me tell you a bit about this guy. In many ways he was the living embodiment…